Dime Store Prophets prophesy! The Dime Store Prophets are a Street Outreach programme designed to connect with septuagenarian skiffle queens and 4 year old movers n shakers who dig a primitive beat when they hear one! Yes, they seek fiver drops and kleingeld but in return they bring glad tidings of sunshine and smiles! They have shuffled on sidewalks in Londonburg’s fragrant East end Columbia Road Flower Market and rocked der pavements of der East Berlin’s sullen cobblestones....stopping only for ice creams on Porty Prom! They Slap, they Strum, they Stroke & Strike...and Sing, Sing, Sing because Woody Guthrie was right - Folk Songs ARE coming in!!! Bar Room Theorists May theorise.......But to hell with that! Down With Miserablism! - Dime Store Prophets Prophesy!